Overview: A movie 169 years in the making. Oliver Twist, the Artful Dodger, and Fagin. The lovers will love Fagin's waifs. Plus, there's Mr. Bumble and the hairy-chested Detective Brownlow. It's 2007, the location is South Beach FL, Fagin is a pimp and his boys are whores. But that co-dependent bitch Nancy still gets it in the end! - Written by Peter Z Pan
Overview: GrindAss House is an homage to the gay adult movies of the 1970s, complete with intentional bad acting, horrid outfits, and filming techniques that lets the viewer know that the only thing that really matters is hot gay sex. Like it's mainstream namesake, its full of crazy fake names, fake trailers, and broken reels.
Overview: Raising the main-sail... arm-wrestling your one-eyed vessel... crank the shank... baiting your hook... prime the pump... toot your own horn... call in the National Guard... caulking the cracks... sailing the mayonnaise seas.
