Chris Seaver
Also Known As: The Seavage
Biography: Biography not available
Department: Directing
Place of Birth: Not available
Adult: No
Birthday: July 28, 1977
Age: 47 years old
Gender: Male
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Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
Overview: A buffoonish candy addict, named Mulva, and her misfit friends, are forced to fight for her Halloween candy against hordes of zombies that rise from the dead on Halloween night.
Genres: Action Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2001-04-07
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The Bleu Cheese Brothers
Overview: The Bleu Cheese Brothers is an out of this world Ernest Fan Film which shows you, the ERNEST fan, what happened after his untimely death. Two geeky and awkward brothers set out on an adventure with their shitty friend, Gothorella, to bring back Ernest from the dead, so he can finish the Last Ernest Film, "A Nightmare on Vern's Street". Before they can do so, they must battle with The Devil, who is a busty she wench that loves show tunes and EVIL. She sends her minions, Dametrie and Mendoza the Giant Boobed Porn Demon, to thwart the brothers plans to resurrect Ernest from his hellion cage.
Genres: Comedy
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2008-04-11
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Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
Overview: A group of male teens are having a Halloween party. Unfortunately, serial killers Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers turn up and murder most of the guests. The party host has to find a way to fight back. One of the earliest LBP Flick by Chris Seaver, Shot on Video.
Genres: Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 1994-02-02
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From Almost Night Till Almost Day
Overview: From Almost Night Till Almost Day was Chris Seaver's attempt to make fun of all of Quentin Tarantino's films in ONE movie. But the biggest inspiration was of course, From Dusk Til Dawn. It's almost a shot for shot parody of that film with Seaver's wacky comedy thrown in and his LBP style. Shot in 1996, two weeks BEFORE the original movie came out, he used Quentin Tarantino's script to base the movie off of, it was at the time the Biggest LBP film ever - with Action, lots of blood, Gay Vampires, home made squibs, this and that and what not and so forth. It has even been seen by Quentin himself when passed along to him through many a friend and was mentioned on his appearance on The Keenan Ivory Wayans Show.
Genres: Comedy Horror Action
Original Language: en
Release Date: 1996-01-05
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Anal Paprika
Overview: A couple of dolts lost in the woods get stalked by a lunatic obsessed with John Stamos.
Genres: Comedy Horror Documentary
Original Language: en
Release Date: 1999-10-14
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Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
Overview: Chris Seaver's Anal Paprika trilogy continues. This time, Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy must face Vampires.
Genres: Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2000-10-06
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Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
Overview: Chris Seaver's final installment in the Anal Paprika trilogy comes to a close when Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy save the world from killer vampires.
Genres: Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2001-05-06
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12 Inches of Dangling Fury
Overview: Jesus Christ, Hugh Jackman, Heather and Puggly and demon hunter Aiko are all roommates when a mysterious killer strikes. Who could be behind this mystery and why does everyone want Hugh Jackman so badly?
Genres: Horror Comedy
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2002-10-04
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The House On Bonejack Hill
Overview: High-schooler Steffon learns his late grandfather has bequeathed his stately manor to him, to keep or to sell. The lucky teen gathers his friends and heads on over for a wild weekend party. After meeting the live-in staff and settling in, a series of mysterious murders happen. But who is the culprit? Will any of the gang survive long enough to find out?
Genres: Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2006-06-28
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Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
Overview: This time out the girls are wizards at Bonejack's School of Wizardry and have to stop an evil warlock from taking a magical Orb hidden in a sexually repulsive place and using it for his own evil ends.
Genres: Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2006-04-02
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Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
Overview: Ghoulish Chronicles from Bonejack High: Killer Kellerman Strikes Again ...tells the true-life adventures of Steffon, Mowgli, and Jill, three buds for life who are all about having the "good times" until one fateful night when their good times turn into nightmares due to playing with a oujia board. Two busty grim reapers tell the trio they have released the evil ghoul Killer Kellerman, who when alive was a child molester and psycho killer and all around nasty man ...and now he is back to rape more supple young asses. The trio must find a way to send the evil Kellerman back to hell. Check your noggins at the door folks as you are about to be thrust into a world of insane comedy, gore, sex charged romance, witches, big-boobed grim reapers, high school bullies, puppets, rap-off's, 80's music and be forced to ACCEPT this tomfoolery.
Genres: Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2005-04-01
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Filthy McNasty
Overview: Two bookish women, whom crave adventure and bad taste, suddenly turn into sexy ladies after being zapped with a spell by a sex-starved ghost.
Genres: Fantasy Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2002-03-04
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Destruction Kings
Overview: Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!
Genres: Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2006-06-20
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Zero Budget Heroes: The Legend of Chris Seaver & Low Budget Pictures
Overview: A documentary about the films of Chris Seaver and the Low Budget Productions crew.
Genres: Documentary
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2022-05-14
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Taintlight
Overview: The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.
Genres: Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2009-11-17
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S.O.V. The True Independents
Overview: Series dedicated to preserving the legacy of shot on video horror movies. Hear the true stories from the innovators themselves on these important works in cinema history.
Genres: Documentary Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2018-11-18
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Four Guys Named Mr.
Overview: A parody of 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction' done a la Seavage style.
Genres: Comedy
Original Language: en
Release Date: 1995-08-04
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Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
Overview: Heather and Puggly are back in this rip roaring tale of mystery, blood, sex and intergalactic mayhem! This time around Puggly is seduced by a vixen from far, far away. Heather and everyone else for that matter seem to think that this strange "vixen" is not to be trusted. As soon as the murders start, Heather along with her friends Shemp and The Meistro begin an investigation in order to bring this so called "venus" to light.
Genres: Horror Comedy
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2004-08-27
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Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
Overview: Heather and Puggly come back for a final fifth installment. This piece of lost media would have had one of Santa's Elves molest Puggly, and it's up to Heather and Puggly to stop the horny elf.
Genres: Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2010-12-03
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Dark Magic
Overview: Two tales of fright! Dead Skin: When a jealous boyfriend kills the guy his girlfriend was cheating with, he comes back from beyond the grave for revenge! Devil's Assassin: A mysterious figure appears, and wants to kill people to sacrifice for his master.
Genres: Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 1993-10-29
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Dark Magic
Overview: Two tales of fright! Dead Skin: When a jealous boyfriend kills the guy his girlfriend was cheating with, he comes back from beyond the grave for revenge! Devil's Assassin: A mysterious figure appears, and wants to kill people to sacrifice for his master.
Genres: Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 1993-10-29
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Bloody Nipples
Overview: A Ska salesman goes door-to-door to sell Ska products while a madman Ska hater killer is on the loose.
Genres: Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 1996-03-15
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Coven of the Black Cube
Overview: A mysterious coven helps unhappy wives murder their husbands. A deadbeat stoner turns a pizzeria into a video rental headshop, and a lost soul falls in love with a serial killer, in this queer romance cursed by black magic and the occult!
Genres: Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2024-07-12
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Return to Blood Fart Lake
Overview: Many years have passed since the tragic events at Blood Fart Lake, where Jimmy dispatched a bunch of party going, cabin dwelling kids before he could be stopped by Ben Scrivens & his red neck pal, Leo Dechamp. Now Jimmy has returned, this time preying on a group of "Spirit Hunters" searching for the truth to his killings, & Ben must track down Leo before they're added to his list of victims!
Genres: Horror Comedy
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2012-02-21
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Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
Overview: H and P are back in the sequel to "12 Inches of Dangling Fury" and "Drop a Deuce". This time out, the sisters are part-time students, part-time exorcists as they battle the forces of evil in the city of Bonejack Heights. Little do they know, The Devil and his small band of minions are getting pissed at the rise of fallen demons, and Lucifer must set out on his own to kill Heather and Puggly and all of their friends that get in his way.
Genres: Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2005-07-21
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Scrotal Vengeance
Overview: Juvenile micro budget horror-comedy about two vampires fighting over the same girl.
Genres: Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2001-10-30
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Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
Overview: In 1945, the members of P.I.A. (Paranormal Investigation Agency) landed in Nazi Germany and defeated Hitler and his evil scheme to unleash genetically engineered man-monsters on the world. What they didn't know was that Hitler's right-hand assistant, retained a vial of his DNA! Now she plans to bring him and his creatures back and start the Fourth Reich. Only Teen Ape and his new team can save the world from doom!
Genres: No genres available
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2012-02-08
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Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
Overview: In FILTHY McNASTIER, Phil the Demon is back to his old hijinks, this time granting the wish of a lonely gal who's lacking the voluptuous bosoms of her girlfriends. But as always, there's a price to pay for her new look...and this time, Phil has the vampire Razor McBleed along for the fun!
Genres: Horror Comedy
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2005-05-17
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Milfs vs. Zombies
Overview: A group of moms celebrating ladys night are forced to fight for their lives when their quiet town is overrun by a ravenous horde of flesh eating corpses. Will they be able to meet up with their husbands, save their children who are away at summer camp and make it home in time for dinner? Watch Milfs Vs. Zombies and find out!
Genres: Horror Comedy
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2015-10-02
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Quest for the Egg Salad
Overview: Even the Fugliest person can change the course of History.
Genres: Horror Fantasy Action Comedy
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2002-03-15
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The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
Overview: In a cabin, a group of friends gather for fun. When they find a mysterious book, they unleash a ghostly evil. This resurrects the redneck Leo DeChamp, a serial killer who used to strangle kids with skunk tails in the 1960’s. Leo has returned to terrorize their nubile victims.
Genres: Horror Comedy
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2012-05-22
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Milfs vs. Zombies
Overview: A group of moms celebrating ladys night are forced to fight for their lives when their quiet town is overrun by a ravenous horde of flesh eating corpses. Will they be able to meet up with their husbands, save their children who are away at summer camp and make it home in time for dinner? Watch Milfs Vs. Zombies and find out!
Genres: Horror Comedy
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2015-10-02
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Death O' Lantern: Corn on the Mac-Cob
Overview: By my swollen sack, Jack is back!
Genres: Comedy Horror
Original Language: en
Release Date: 2024-12-09
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